Observations of a News Junkie

So every morning my igoogle page has new fabulous quotes for me to laugh at or ponder over. I thought I would share some of them with you, and I will continue updating this area as people continue to say funny, inspiring or just plain stupid things.  

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. James  

“No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.” – Jascha Heifetz  

“I think there is a distinct possibility that I am profoundly and irreversibly screwed up.” – Maggie Carpenter, Runaway Bride  

“When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.” – Al Franken 

“Dreams will get you nowhere; a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.” – Baltasar Gracian 

“The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.” – Aristotle 

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson 

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” – Albert Einstein 

“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.” – Zig Ziglar

“The trouble with weather forecasting is that it’s right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.” – Patrick Young

“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” – Gracie Allen 

“Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.” – Dandemis

“If there were no God, there would be no atheists.” – G. K. Chesterton

“Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.” – Phillip K. Dick

From my office:
“Are you still up to evil?” Blair asks Dan. “Yes,” Dan replies.

“You’re like a team of evil superheroes.” – Blair

Feel free to leave your own below …