If I had 36 million dollars

September 30, 2009 at 10:40 am (News, To do before I die, Travel)

If I won the lottery, say $36 million or something like that, I know exactly what I would do with it.

I would travel to space.

The billionaire founder of Canada’s Cirque du soleil will rocket to international attention after blasting off into outer space to host one of the most unique spectacles in human history …

He started as a street juggler and fire-eater and, because he was the best at math among his group of performing friends, Laliberte was put in charge of a little performing troupe that would eventually become the world-famous Cirque du soleil.

That business venture helped Laliberte become wealthy enough to plunk down $US35 million for a seat on an old Russian spacecraft and a stay aboard the International Space Station.

This guy is definitely my hero of the day. How cool would staying on the International Space Station be? Even just the travel to and from earth would be freakin’ amazing.  I may have to make my list 101 things to do before I die … or 102, cause I don’t actually play the lottery.

The only problem with an adventure like this: you could never do anything to top it.

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Blogroll addition

September 29, 2009 at 7:29 am (Random)

I’ve added a new link to my blogroll: Aiming for Ireland. The writer is an “old” friend of mine from when we were cadets together in good ol’ Cornwall. (Twelve years counts as old, wouldn’t you say, Erin? Can you believe it’s been that long?)

She has been traveling the world and making me drool with her stories for the last few years, and finally began a blog to better record her experiences. One of her most recent posts is a steal from another fabulous blog by … oh wait, it’s mine.  Yeah, she has this cool list of 100 things she wants to do before she dies, it’s pretty rocking.

Go … check it out.

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Steyn and Mercer

September 28, 2009 at 11:37 am (News, Politics) ()

While I may lack the time and energy to provide commentary on the news, I still want to share the following articles with you that both entertained and enlightened me, as good news stories and columns should.

Once again, Mark Steyn of Macleans is saying what probably a lot of people are thinking but won’t speak out loud: if don’t like Obama, it doesn’t mean you’re a racist.

And there’s Rick Mercer, ranting in the Globe and Mail about the lack of desirable leaders among our country’s national parties. While I may not feel quite so strongly, I tend to agree with most of what he says.

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Good news and bad news

September 23, 2009 at 8:54 pm (News) (, , )

I’m still alive, I promise. That’s the good news. Bad news is …. daily blogs are now a thing of the past. Sketchy internet and time-consuming lesson plans have officially seen to that.

But that’s not really the news.

The good news is France is considering introducing a law that makes it illegal for magazines or advertising companies to alter photos without saying so. They want health warnings on all publications that have been adjusted to make the subject look more appealing – which could lead to people adopting unhealthy body image. I think it’s a fantastic idea. Hopefully it will go through in France and set a precedent for other countries to follow.

The not-so-great news is that Vancouver is also considering a law – to force the homeless into shelters. Sure, it will clean up city streets during the Olympics, but it’s impractical and absurd. I’d be all for this if I thought it would actually benefit the homeless in some way, but deciding where to sleep at night is one of the only things some of them have control over, and it won’t go over well if that option is removed. Politicians might have the right idea with this proposal, but money spent on enforcement of this rule would be much better used for affordable housing or social programs.

Another news item I’m not happy about it is that polygamy charges against two Mormons in B.C. have been dropped. A couple of prosecutors refused to take the case and finally a provincial supreme court judge threw out the charges. There’s the possibility of an appeal, but for now it looks like the polygamous are safe. The thought of wanting to be married to more than one person is completely ridiculous, but beyond strange I think the arrangement is absolutely wrong. Especially when the multiple wives are very young and forced into the marriages. I don’t care what your religious views are, polygamy should not be okay in this country, or anywhere else. For someone generally considered “religious” (though I dislike the term), I am not a fan of so-called religious freedom when it means outrageous things like polygamy is overlooked or condoned.

To end on a happy note, a Vancouver library has banned a suicide workshop. The realization that those things even exist made me feel a lot like throwing up, and I was glad to hear someone decided the seminar on methods and resources for committing suicide could be considered illegal. I would be all for workshops on how to deal with fatal diseases or life-threatening events, but to actually teach how to end life is completely disgusting. Who attends those things? Can you imagine: “Bye, honey, I’m off to the suicide workshop.” Do people really want to plan ahead by purchasing “the right end-of-life drugs”, cause that is seriously morbid. Free speech is great and all, but not when it means providing suicide suggestions to who knows who. I’m glad the library decided to ban it, though I’d rather it was because of moral and ethical reasons than just because they didn’t want to break the law.

Well, that’s enough ranting for one night. Let me know what you think about one or all of the above news bites and we’ll see what kind of debate we can get going on.

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One down, 32 to go

September 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm (Colombia)

I made it through my first week of teaching. Whew.

I apologize for the lack of blogging lately, but my new job is slightly more time-consuming and pressurized than – gasp – working for a newspaper.

Often, I am fairly sure I have no idea what I am doing, but I hope the students are learning at least something from my bumbling lessons. I think I have officially learned all of their names, which is a step in the right direction.

Me with some Grade 8 students

Me with some Grade 8 students

I graded my first homework assignment yesterday … ended up with quite the range of answers. Some students are almost completely bilingual, while some can barely put a sentence together. It makes for interesting classes.

I’m also running an English elective course with another teacher, where we plan to focus mainly on their writing skills.

Beyond lesson plans and marking homework, there’s also a daily grading scheme to fill out for each student, monthly outlines of what I’ll be teaching, plus I’m trying to put together an academic plan for the year so I can plan my classes better.

I better get to work …

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Teaching English, learning Spanish

September 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm (Colombia, News)

Here’s an article I wrote for the newspaper I used to work for in Ottawa, to give you a glimpse into my world of teaching English in Cali, Colombia.

Nine students in maroon, grey and white uniforms sat neatly at their desks, eyes wide, as the door closed on the tiny classroom.
I was probably just as wide-eyed as I faced my seventh grade pupils for the first English review class of the year at Colegio Ekklesia. It was 7:30 a.m.
I wrote my name on the whiteboard with my brand-new red marker, hands shaking and sweating a little – but I hoped not so they would notice. I picked up the course textbook and flipped to the first page.
It might have been a normal review class, with games and introductions, like those happening all over the world as the academic year began, except there was an extra teacher in my classroom.
He was the translator between me – a first-time, inexperienced instructor – and the Spanish children.
It was intimidating, to say the least.
I made it through 50 minutes, allowing the other teacher, Jacob Roggero, to jump in when necessary to urge me to slow down my instructions or add explanations.
When the bell rang to signal the end of the first period, I gathered up my papers and books for the trek to my next class, which was on the second floor of the concrete school building.
I felt a little like a failure, but strode through the hallway with my head high anyway.
Thankfully, the day improved from there.
Roggero followed me from class to class, helping with misunderstandings and keeping the largest class – 15 students in Grade 6 – in some sort of order.
Grades 10 and 11 were advanced enough that Roggero wasn’t needed; students with better English translated for those with less knowledge and we made it through the rest of the day at the small Christian institution.
I was able to breathe a little easier when the final bell rang at 2 p.m., but was still overwhelmed by the realization that I completed just one day out of 10 months of my teaching commitment in South America. And Roggero was only available to help me during the first few days before he began his own English and computer classes.
By that evening, my back ached and my head hurt, but I finished my notes from the day and preparation for the next with a strange sense of accomplishment. And a new respect for the teachers that instruct classes of 30 kids at a time, year in and year out.

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I left my job as a reporter for the Kanata Kourier-Standard in July, and jumped on a plane for Cali, Colombia, ready for an adventure of gigantic proportions.
Since my arrival more than three weeks ago, I am more thoroughly convinced that gigantic is definitely what I got myself into.
There are numerous challenges in teaching over 60 students from grades 6 to 11 (which constitutes high school in Colombia) how to speak my native language while being able to communicate just barely in their own. Nevertheless, I am completely thrilled to be here.
I am living in a little brick house mere steps from the school building, with palms growing outside my bedroom window and mangos, bananas and oranges picked fresh from trees on the same mountain acreage. Lights of the city – which nearly three million people call home – twinkle across the valleys and hills after the sun goes down around 6 p.m.
The school staff and affiliated church congregation have welcomed this gringo with open arms – and as they do here, a kiss on the cheek with the obligatory “Buenois dias. Como estas?”
The beauty of the people and geography have captured me already.
Though I have only been here a few weeks, I already look forward to Colombian staples like sancocho, rice and arepa at our 2 p.m. lunchtime, and the cool mountain wind (viento) in the evening.
I have picked up some of the rapid-fire Spanish of my surroundings, but have far to go before I could consider adopting the title “bilingual”.
For now, my English – as well as my blonde hair and blue eyes – makes me stand out among the black-haired and dark-skinned students and teachers. The smaller children stare unashamedly, asking me in speedy Spanish who I am and where I’ve come from.
I’m sure the novelty will wear off sooner or later.
When it does, I’ll be just another profesor.

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South America, check

September 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm (Colombia, To do before I die)

Well. After nearly a month in the lovely country of Colombia, I am officially checking South America off of my life to-do list. Yes … there is more to do and see and visit on this continent, and I would love to do it all. But for now, the line is being drawn through the item.

I am still hoping to make it to Peru, possibly over Christmas. I want to visit the girl I sponsor through Compassion Canada and either hike or ride to Machu Picchu, depending on funds and money. 

If Cali is an accurate representation of the rest of South America, I’m sure I’ll enjoy it! Both the people and landscape are beautiful, dramatic, colourful and glorious all around. And HOT! A massive thunderstorm last night failed to cool the air and the near-equator sun is relentless most days.

The sun sets behind the mountains of Cali, Colombia

The sun sets behind the mountains of Cali, Colombia

Another one down, only about 80 left to go …

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The carnival of city hall

September 11, 2009 at 2:55 pm (News, Politics) (, )

It has been weeks since I was in Ottawa city council chambers, but I am hearing about the chaos and dysfunction all the way in Colombia. 

Mayor Larry O’Brien is back in his chair around the table, but it sounds like not much is being accomplished. Flooding in the west end isn’t being addressed properly, taxpayers will be hit with the bill for councillors’ decision to cancel the previous light rail transit plan, and everyone is talking about the mayor’s choice of Jasmine MacDonnell for his new communications director. 

Columnist Randall Denley is calling for a completely new slate of councillors to be elected next November. Here’s a little of what he had to say:

Not all councillors are immature and irrational, of course, but even the better councillors are disappointing. The few capable of leadership too seldom offer it and far too many sit on their hands contributing nothing, as if staying out of the worst nonsense constitutes a job well done.

The rot starts at the top, unfortunately. O’Brien’s return was a reminder of just how bad he is at managing a council meeting. This was a session with only two items and no major decisions to make, and yet it ran for more than 12 hours. That can’t possibly make sense. Typically, O’Brien failed to outline how council should proceed at the beginning of the session, didn’t keep control and wasn’t even in the chair for much of the meeting. The fact that he clearly does not respect some councillors and they don’t respect him just adds to the difficulty. During a break in the meeting, O’Brien came up to where the reporters sit and suggested some of his colleagues would benefit from an enema. Sound medical advice, but probably not the kind of gravitas one would expect from a mayor.

What do you think about the happenings in Andrew Haydon hall lately, and what do you hope the next municipal election will accomplish?

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School’s in session

September 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm (Colombia, Photos)

School began at Colegio Ekklesia last week, and here’s some photos:

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… listening to some opening remarks and basic rules for the year.

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… lining up for their next activity. (The covered area is where the church meets on Sundays.)

I’ll have more on my first day in front of a classroom and my growing respect for others in my new profession soon.

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I still read the news

September 7, 2009 at 11:16 am (News)

I have been slacking on the blogs lately, for two reasons: inconsistent and slow internet, and keeping busy with preparing for classes.

However, to keep my faithful readers happy, I thought I’d share a few articles I read recently.

- This is a great example of why I heart Mark Steyn: Do you notice anything shrivelling? 

- Why Canada is awesome: Our big chance, by Jason Kirby

- The Canadian Human Rights Tribunal makes history: It’s a great day for freedom of speech, by Ezra Levant

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