Mexi-Canada bridge
Check out this story about a bridge spanning the U.S. to connect Canada and Mexico. Can you imagine? How hilarious would that be.
In addition to facilitating trade between Mexico and Canada, the overpass is expected to increase tourism in both nations by as much as 60 percent. Boasting hundreds of restaurants, gas stations, and hotels, the state-of-the-art overpass will render it unnecessary for Mexicans or Canadians ever to touch U.S. soil when traveling to and from their respective homelands.
Oh, I heart the Onion.
Side note: I apologize for my sporadic blogging lately, which will probably continue for about another week.